You're A Creepy Midget.

This is Melanie.  She's awesome.  We're BFFs.  Sometimes we like to talk in English accents at work.  And sometimes we like to talk in our creepy devil voice and call each other midgets.  

Exhibit A...

We seriously laugh our heads off everyday. We bring each other pickles to eat  (even though she thinks mine taste weird).  I like to hide her stuff from her even if it means hiding it in my bra. We buy each other cookies from Target.  We bought snails and named them Thor and Jane. We sing and dedicate songs to each other when they come on the radio.  Turning corners in the car and/or going over bumps isn't complete unless one of us screams, "Weeeee... weeee, weeee!"  We have battles with my Thor and Loki action figures at our desks.  We like to share Triple Double Melts at Kneaders.  Saying "Poo poo, pee pee!" makes us laugh out loud every time.  Waffle Wednesday at Menchies is one of our favorite guilty pleasures.  Victoria's Secret has become a sick addition for both of us.  I like to make fun of her when she runs into walls at work (which happens more often than you'd think).  I email her pictures of myself from Jr High so that she can laugh and call me ugly. 

The long and short of it is that I heart her. She's made my Utah life 114% better.  She's amazing.  =)